Finding friends for the journey

Finding friends for the journey...

Done with the first week, I was quite bored to have no one to talk to...
Even if I loved to do things alone, I had to find myself friends on whom I can rely for these 4 years and establish a bond of brotherhood and respect...
Enough of this shit, I wanted some people around who could help in my projects, compete my assignments and mark me present even if I've bunked the lectures.
Here is how I made my team and how each one of them represent a stereotypical student of an engineering college.

I prefer talking to the people who appreciate my poor jokes at any cost.
A small program in the college was a  great opportunity to socialize...
I knew I had to do that even if I don't like it.
I sat in the crowd where I started cracking jokes on the guest of honor...
I ain't rude to do that... It's just my way of testing people
I don't want someone to be my friend who can't take my jokes ...
I found my first friend there. He didn't talk much. I was the one who did most of the talking...
I can call him the Guy d'average...
Average looks, average physique, average marks, average everything
This guy is someone who can be manipulated easily but they are a great person to be a friend with...
Most probably cause they believe everything that you say and they are unlikely to be a rebel.
So he's like a medium strength warrior in the game with all average aspects
He's Guy d'average...

I found Mr.Tenecious on the submission day when I found he's the guy with a complete journal
Well dressed, never cusses, never late to the college and all the submission work is up-to-date...
I bunked a couple lectures and he started preaching me how it will affect my attendance
I thought of punching him in on his fucking nose... But then I thought
I have a lot of assignments to be completed... So postponed  the plan... So selfish!!!
Now, assignments in engineering course are so many that you can forget to brush your teeth someday but...
Teacher won't forget to give you an assignment everyday.

Other guy I befriended is a Romeo.
Romeo is a guy who is always in touch of his lover regardless of the fact that she studies in a different college.
These guys will always be keeping their Juliet in front of you, but they can give a great advice while getting yours.
It's always safe to have an attorney by your side if you're planning to start a business.

Then  comes Dr.Workoholic
These guys study like hell, score like hell and they make me embarrassed in front of my parents... Like hell
I hope he just understands that he should set a standard what other students can live upon...

This was my team I made after talking to a lot of folks
No doubt I have people to take care of my academic, social and other lives
I am ready for the challenges that come in my way!!!
We are like a crew of pirates on a voyage of finding the treasure one piece...
But the truth is... The treasure will be just one piece of paper we get after 4 years.
And for that one piece, we have to write thousands of pieces of papers...
We are ready... Are you?